I turn your solids to liquids and your men into babys. If you care to follow me your life will have meaning and happiness follow you in this life and the next. Choose not to follow and you run risk of catching AID's because my blog has found the meaning of life, had a tea party with sasquatch, trained as a ninja, defeated the Joker and learnt all the words of power and became the ultimate Dovakiin all in just one day. After being dignosed with a rare tumer that takes over the entire body called awesometumor I decided to live my life to its fullest now I go around the world teaching the young people of earth and mars how to make resurrect lost pets and family. I am Jesse mother fucking Meyer. Follow me //
